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Meet Williams. by dhim Meet Williams. by dhim
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Full Name: Paul "Ball" Williams
Known as: Ball (family and friends), B.W. (Lucy), Williams (his fans worldwide)
Catch Copy: "Perfection's Only Weakness!"
Age: 25
Eyes: Green
Hair: Blonde
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 220 Lbs
Birthplace: United States
Occupation: Model, Actor, Singer, Former Athlete
Family: Father, younger sister, (mother passed away when he was very young)
Hobbies: Sports, Motorcycles, Fashion/Make Up, Painting Nails
Likes: His body, winning, protecting his sister
Dislikes: Uppity women, losing

Williams comes from a childhood of athletes. His father, uncles, cousins, friends...all athletes. So, his athletic proficiency should be no surprise. Ball was one of da boys.
In fact, the nickname "Ball", was a reference to his successes in any sport involving a ball.

Yet, amidst this sea of mega manly meatheads was one shining beacon of femininity. His kid sister, Carmichael (given a boy's name because everyone was so sure she'd be a boy).

Being the simple-minded, macho men that they were, Williams' family raised Carmichael in the most stereotypically feminine way they could. Unlike big brother Ball, little Carmichael wasn't raised on sports, physicality, or productive activity. She was raised on..."girly stuff". As a result, Carmichael grew up to be super, duper "girly".

This had 2 interesting effects on big brother Ball, who, in spite of their completely opposing interests and personalities, was very close with his kid sister:

Effect 1: Ball views every female a frail little thing, incapable of doing anything physically demanding...just like kid sister Carmichael.

Effect 2: Ball was inadvertently exposed to a lot of REALLY GIRLY STUFF growing up.

As Ball grew into a young man, effect 2 started to manifest itself in his personality.

He demonstrated a taste for fashion and exhibition. He believed in the beauty of the male body. Much to the chagrin of his family and friends (except Carmichael), he turned his back on his many sports scholarships to pursue a career in modeling and acting...and he is GOOD at it.

Sensitivity. Grace. Glitter. Gloss.

And, somehow...still a meathead.

Ball Williams is the original ManDiva!

He is the self-proclaimed "epitome of manliness!" He is "perfection's only weakness!"

The shooting star will defeat you on the football field or the catwalk. Choose your poison.
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twonutbuster Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2013
What a perfect male specimen, he knows he is sexy and strong, and I place my bets on him that he will defeat all his opponents. Ball Williams has big Strong Powerful Balls!!!!
Harejules Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2013
So, How did his mother die?
Pikachugirlrox Featured By Owner Jun 5, 2013  Student Filmographer
did his sister paint his nails or did he?
dhim Featured By Owner Jun 7, 2013
At first his sister did, but then he started doing it himself :)
Pikachugirlrox Featured By Owner Jun 7, 2013  Student Filmographer
owe ok
JericaWinters Featured By Owner Oct 25, 2011
LOL did someone just kick him where it hurts the most? I was wondering why he has his hand down his pants.
dhim Featured By Owner Oct 25, 2011
lol, I'd imagine his expression would be slightly different if THAT happened :laughing:

Maybe he's just checking to make sure it's still there \_(ツ)_/
Sometimes they wander off when no one's looking...
gulabjamuns Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
my first thought was that he was just itchy XD
smoothie1022 Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2011  Student Writer
hes sexy...
KillerHairDo09 Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2011
He's hot....
dhim Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2011
indeed he is :nod:
KillerHairDo09 Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2011
8nosebleed can i see mor sexy pics of him
dhim Featured By Owner Jun 17, 2011
lol, well said!
wolfifi Featured By Owner Apr 26, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
omg hes hot :icongagahahaplz: xD but with chest hair....:iconsasukerageplz:nuuu xD
CaitlinSharke Featured By Owner Oct 14, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I laughed so hard when I saw his nails were painted
NickyVendetta Featured By Owner Jul 6, 2010
daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn!!!! :drool: nough' said! :love:
dhim Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2010
hee hee...
littlerudi08107 Featured By Owner Jul 6, 2010
dhim Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2010
Satoshi444 Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2010  Student General Artist
Cool! Macho too! :dance:
narcos37 Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2010
"perfection's only weakness" - can I quote you on that?
dhim Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2010
lol, sure. i'd be honored!
KaijuDuke Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2010
oh dear god, his bio is priceless! XD
TheGr8estOne Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2010
I hope Williams can win

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