Congratulations, The Mayor of Earth was pleased with your rendering of his mustachiodness and has given you the internetz as your prize... also a delicious turkey dinner, oddly enough found near a garbage can.
haggar is only here for many things....wearing the hell out of that man skirt....2 pile driving the sun to make the perfect grilled cheese sandwich....3 what dhim said reproduce asexually...lol 4. seeking justice in unmentionable places...must i say 5
Okay, I couldn't resist. I recall an old black and white film set in Scotland. The opening narrative is talking about how it's one of the last places "where men can still be men." It goes on and on about how in Scotland, men hold all the highest positions, are rugged, etc, etc. The last bit is, "Scotland, where the MEN where the shortest skirts." Apparently, that includes skirts of FIRE! Hoo-ah!!