There aren't enough female equivalents to popular sayings involving male anatomy...such as "Teabagging", "Balls to the Wall", or "Balls of Steel", etc.
I plan to change that.
Join me in my quest.
Start using the expression "Tits to the Bricks" in your daily vernacular today
Or maybe "Box on the Rocks"?
I mean, it's not as if the female body isn't filled with potential humor and cute metaphor, right? Right!
Watch "Danceabel! (Breathless the Musical)" on youtube: [link]
P.S. Apologies to the ladies out there with sensitive milk duds. This must be difficult to watch